Friday, May 16, 2008

Friday in Thomas

This is my first post in this new place.

Today I had the pleasure of working in Thomas again, with one of my favorite co-workers. We had many interesting discussions since business was kind of slow today.

First thing right off the bat, the Hostess truck drove by on it's way to the local grocery. My co-worker (we'll call her Linda) and I discussed appropriating said Hostess truck. We thought it might be profitable to drive it to the lake where the annual Walleye Rodeo is being held this weekend so that we could sell all the treats to the hungry fisherman. But the driver looked a lil too beefy for us to overtake.

Then I told "Linda" about the affair that I've been having lately with Little Debbie. I'm going to ask Little Debbie to marry me in California. "Linda" was worried about Little Debbie's age and wondered if I might be arrested for carrying out such perverse deeds. Gosh I hope not and on second thought, I won't be involved with Little Debbie any longer. She can be such an addictive bitch .

Speaking of addictions, I had lunch from Miller's again today. Oh Mercy!!! It was sooo yummy and sooo terribly unhealthy. I really need to start behaving again sometime soon. But I'm back in Thomas again on Monday and I should surely patronize my daughter's place of employment. Shouldn't I?

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